Vibrator Review: OhMiBod Freestyle Music Powered Vibrator: The iPod Vibrator Sex Toy
OhMiBod: The Freestyle Music-Powered Vibrator: Vibrator Review
Today’s vibrator review is about the OhMiBod Freestyle Vibrator. It is the world’s first wireless music driven vibrator. When its 2.4GHz wireless transmitter is connected to your iPod / iPhone (or any mp3 player for that matter), the vibe will pulsate to your favorite tunes giving you ultimate freedom of movement and motion.
Hook your iPod and the wireless transmitter up to your home speaker system and the Freestyle becomes the perfect accessory for partner play. Now you can both listen and feel the grooves of your favorite music…bringing a whole new meaning to “our song.”
Your iPod’s out of juice? …No problem. Like all OhMiBod music vibes, Freestyle can work without music too. Just switch it to the manual mode option, so it can be used without your music. In manual mode, you can enjoy 7 exciting pre-programmed vibration patterns.
Did I mention? Freestyle is rechargeable providing you with up to 5 hours of continuous play. Oh … and it only takes 2 hours to reach a full charge again.
The Freestyle is the world’s first, wireless music manager, combining state of the art technology and ease of use to deliver unparalleled satisfaction. Sorta like a Audio-surf for the vagina (saw this term somewhere while surfing the net doing some research). 
I’m calling this…..The adventures of “Gadget-Girl” and her side kick Freestyle!
This is not your typical review but nevertheless, you will enjoy the ending of these two characters whose paths cross and who will never the same again. So grab a bag of pop-corn, sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure/review of “Gadget-Girl” DJ Lexi and her new side kick Freestyle.
OhMibod Freestyle Vibrator Play – Day 1:
Freestyle Foreplay and The UPS Man
In anticipation of this review, I purchased a new set of head phones and decided to ditch my ear-buds. Not just any kind of head phones mind you, a nice set of “DJ Style” headphones! DJing is very close to my heart, collecting rare vinyl LP’s is yet another one of my musical passions.
Am I a “gadget geek” or what! I love my gadgets, and love my music.
Music is what soothes my soul.
Music is what takes me away on a stressful day.
Music is art.
Music is the heart of the soul.
Music is my refuge…
Including sex—it sets a mood and helps me free myself from “life.” And I’ve heard a good music experience in a club is a lot like sex, which I think anyone who’s had a great night out dancing can relate to.…..ok I know, you get the point anyhoo…..
- Music is Passion
- Music is Pleasure
- Music is Adventure
- It’s time to start yours
So……. my poor UPS man, he gave me this “you are a real freak” look when I answered the door today! He delivers boxes of goodies every couple of days to me however, today was strangely different. I think the big ole cheesy grin on my face gave it away this time. Or do you think the fact that I was jumping up and down and clapping like a kid in a candy store is what gave it away?
In the course of my 7 years of receiving sex toys in the mail, I think I’ve had at least 5 drivers respectfully ask me “lady is this for a business or for your personal use?” Unless he’s looking extra sexy in his uniform I don’t like divulging much, when I’m anticipating a product I get in “the zone” and don’t feel like flirting, usually just wanna slam the door in his face (with a smile of course) and rip open the box to see what the toy fairy sent today. BTW Did I mention…..I love my job!
So how do you explain “I’m not a sex fiend, I review toys for a living” in between grabbing the package and signing the stupid electronic signature pad thingy?! But next time I’m going to offer a discount for him and his “wifey” to our store, it’s the least I can do after being so unintentionally rude.
Ok. Enough about the UPS man…..as I was saying, I grabbed the box, ran to my room (usually it’s a casual walk and no rush) and took a deep breath in anticipation of opening the box. Frustrated and not being able to find my Exacto knife, I grabbed a pen and sliced the box apart.
OhMiBod Freestyle Vibrator Review
“What has gotten into you,” I thought. I have never been so animalistic and in a hurry to open a box before. Usually I’m calm and collective, but something came over me which I now realize is a magic spell the Freestyle had over me.
My hands were sweaty, my mouth was salivating and then BAM! Like a ton of bricks it hit me, I can’t enjoy my new toy tonight, my girlfriend borrowed my iPod to go to the gym earlier in the day!
Ohhhhh @*%<#! of course, I tried to call her at 11 O’clock at night to beg her to bring my iPod over asap, but as my luck would have it no answer, ugh so blown. What nerve of me, what has come over me? He he, little did I know it was the tantalizing, mesmerizing, hypnotizing magic spell the Freestyle already had over me. And this was all before I even plugged the bad boy in! I sat at the kitchen table and mindlessly ate a whole bag of tortilla chips (was out of Salsa) just imagining the possibilities and steaming that I didn’t have my iPod.
Ohmibod Freestyle Vibrator Play: Day 2
Instead of sleeping in I woke up early, not to get my daughter ready for soccer but to take a peek at my side kick Freestyle! What kind of mother would do such a thing? I tell you, it’s the magic spell Freestyle has on me. I can only equate it to when you get a new “gadget” and your like a big kid in a candy store, reading the manual trying all the new features. Ok maybe that’s just how excited I get J. So remember when you were a kid on Christmas morning, the anticipation, the suspense, you get me now right.
So fast fwd to the soccer game…. While on the soccer field random thoughts were flashing through my head i.e, “I wonder how many calories I would burn if I played my dance hall reggae play list!” It had me thinking and imagining how much fun I would have that night at the “club” (my bedroom), that I almost missed my daughter’s goal! Wow if the other soccer moms only knew, player #11’s mom is a sex toy reviewer?
The entire game I kept grinning, like a school girl with a crush waiting to make my own goal with the Freestyle. What had come over me? It is the Freestyle magic spell I tell you!
Ohmibod Freestyle Vibrator Fun – Day 3
How to DJ your Orgasm with OhMibod Freestyle
“Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod.”
I’ve heard some say they wanted to marry the Freestyle, but I wanted to make Freestyle my partner in crime. The Freestyle pulsed in my hands, rhythmically to the beat of my music.
As I gripped the Freestyle ever so gently, I noticed it’s velvety soft finish. I’m a visual gal and get off on pretty things, especially when I’ve tested so many, visual appeal is a perk.
As I inserted into my vagina, I thought to myself, here goes ex-tee-cee………
Then half way through, I had to remove my headphones and heard the beautiful melody of a powerful, yet quiet, whisper motor. Even with headphones I can sometimes hear the buzz or hum of the vibe, yet another pet-peeve of mine with ‘big guns.” Then I changed to my classical play list and held it ever so gently on my clit. Not being easily orgasmic, having the “clitilicious” stimulation was right on the money as well.
All I can say is thank goodness I had my Hello Kitty iPod skin covering it cause I was squirting all over the place! :0
My poor side kick Freestyle I thought, but wait… I didn’t have to wipe him clean several times with my “after sex towelettes.” No, no, the Freestyle is “splash proof.” (Note to self…buy a new skin, one to match the color of my side kick).
My vajay jay, was rocking and tocking and clocking to every beat. Pulse-pounding, mind numbing, tingling, head blowing orgasms-inducing power unlike any other toy I’ve ever tested. My hips were moving and girating like never before. If only I had my pedometer on to see how many calories I burned. Talk about burning calories during sex!
Orgasming to music you love is unlike any other experience, you get lost in the moment or hours (wink wink) because depending on your music selection, you can get lost in a trance.
I switched to Manual Mode to finish the job…
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Did I mention it has 7 programmed patterns on manual? Most vibrators generally have about 3. This of course, left me wanting more (next review: Ohmibod Freestyle Vibrator Part II) especially since I had a late start on my review and 3 days behind, but we won’t go there again.
I ended my orgasmic workout with a slow wind to Maxwell’s “Til the Cops Come Knockin,” and his music already makes you wanna wet your panties. Just imagine his raspy, sultry voice in your ears while the Freestyle is pulsating to every beat inside you?!
I actually had flash backs of when the cops really came knocking at my door in my wild n crazy college “daze”… I was so loud and lost in mind blowing sex, my neighbors thought I was being murdered and actually called the police! No joke, that is a real story and I had almost forgotten about that head banging against the headboard til 4 a.m. night until the Freestyle flashed me back to 1989! Woo hoo, never has a toy review had this kind of effect on me! All I can say is my poor honey, he has always shared me with my B.O.B.’s and why not, he has been the receiver of some lusty hot sex. When a toy can make me orgasm and I share it with him, he gets turned on and we usually end up having hot sex all over again. Sometimes alone or a threesome….him, me and whatever B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend) I’m reviewing. He never minds sharing!
Now, I think Salt & Pepper’s “Push It” just about did me in. I needed a cigarette after that one, and I don’t even smoke! Hard pulse-pounding music will do the job real fast. If you want to take it slow and get to know your Freestyle, tune your iPod to your favorite “baby making music” playlist and get ready to DJ your orgasm!
Did I mention I never had to lube up! I was so entranced with playing that I totally forgot to add the lube! Wow, yet another perk of the Freestyle.
Ohmibod Vibrator Portability
With it’s unique travel case, the Freestyle fits easily and discreetly into your luggage or overnight bag.
Packaging:
So much care and effort was put into this creation. It will now be my new museum piece amongst my “heavy-hitters”! The presentation, packaging and unique features are the best selling point an Instruction manual – very descriptive, like something you would get with your iPod or an expensive electronic device. Easy to read and in several languages, oh la la trying to read the instructions in French sound soooooo sensual! Again, another perk. The velvet lined case, not just any kind of case, a custom travel case.
Craftsmanship, careful details, I knew it had to be a woman behind such a creation. No offense guys I would love to get in the head of Suki, OhMiBod’s founder. She must be a musical enthusiast and lover of sexy playthings to have created the Freestyle and an awesome line of beautifully crafted collection of innovative products. She must be a music enthusiast and lover of sexy playthings, another empowered woman in our industry, love it. Man I would have loved to be a fly on that wall during Freestyle’s early creation and testing days. A real “Penis Genius” if you ask me.
BONUS PERKS:
1) There is a little community of “club vibers” called Club Vibe. A cozy online community where music enthusiasts share play lists & guest DJs submit their favorite tracks, yet another genius idea. Note to self…don’t forget to submit your favorite track Lexi!
2) Everything you need to keep the “O” in your OhMiBod experience.
3) PINK – It comes in a unique shade of Pink, what girl doesn’t love pink?! Pink is not only my favorite color, it represents Breast Cancer Awareness.
Manufacturer – OhMiBod
OnMiBod’s goal is to reflect the collective personality of their customers who have an open, honest attitude toward sexuality and personal pleasure is so refreshing and “liberating for people who are comfortable with their bodies and who aren’t afraid to admit it. OhMiBod created a provocative iconic “spokes model,” who they affectionately call Suki.
“Suki embodies the collective personality of our customers and everyone else with an open, honest attitude toward sexuality and personal pleasure. She’s a symbol of liberation, reflecting new and progressive attitudes of the young and the young at heart. People who are comfortable with their bodies, know what feels good and who, not only aren’t afraid to admit it, are empowered to go after it.
As an icon, Suki represents an ideal. Not the physical ideal. But rather, the ideal way we should feel about ourselves and our sexuality. Although few of us are blessed with a body as perfect as Suki’s on the outside, on the inside, we should all be like her … proud of our bodies, confident in expressing our needs, and free to satisfy our desires”. Love it! Need I say more!
OhMiBod Freestyle Vibrator
important Features:
- Control music volume and vibration intensity independently
- 25 ft. (7.5 m) range from wireless 2.4GHz transmitter
- Powerful motor • whisper quiet
- Velvety finish with chrome accents
- Convenient travel case and adapters for play around the globe
- 1 year manufacturer’s warranty
Compatible with:
• All iPod® models
• iPhone™
• mp3 players
• Home audio systems
More: Freestyle also works with laptops, portable CD players, microphones, electric guitars -
virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack. Explore the possibilities!
Package Includes:
• Wireless music driven vibrator
• 2.4GHz (RF) wireless transmitter with 2 AAA batteries
• 12″ (30cm) 3.5 mm connector cable for home audio AUX-input
• Custom travel case
• Universal charger with adapters for EU, UK & AU/NZ
• Instruction manual
Additional Product Specifications:
• Size: Measures 8 1/4″ long (5 3/4″ insertable) and 1 1/8″ in diameter
• Materials: Molded from premium grade hypoallergenic non-toxic,
non porous ABS plastic with a PU coating with chrome finish detail.
Conclusion: So vibe lovers, in my opinion, the Freestyle vibrator is THE BEST iPod attachment EVER!!!
I Can’t imagine Apple ever inventing anything close.
Ohmibod’s Freestyle vibrator is the crème de la crème of toys or in my book the Bentley of toys (I always equate toys with cars). The way Luxury should be built.
I have tested hundreds, maybe even thousands (note to self…gotta make that list of B.O.B’s) of sexy playthings, but never, in my years have I experienced “out of body” O’s like this before.
So I suggest you invest in your orgasmic future with the Freestyle and get your orgasmic buzz on. After all, a unique toy like this is well worth the investment. I tell my clients “ladies you spend more money on a pair of shoes and a handbag than you do on sexual self pleasure.” Many thanks to OhMiBod for making my orgasmic wishes come true and sending me my new sidekick Mr.Freestyle! I am eternally grateful and ever so humble you asked me to review for your awesome and innovative company OhMiBod.
I can’t wait for the next new toy, and I can’t even imagine anything topping this one. I am making my OhMiBod wish list after this review.
P.S. Please send the acsexsory™ sleeve with the next toy J!
P.S.S. I already started my iTunes “Freestyle Playlist”, Lady Gaga’s “Let’s Dance” is #1 and Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” #2. Maybe I will share and invite my honey to DJ my next orgasm with a mic. Or maybe NOT! I think I will have to keep this my lil secret J.
OMG, OMB… imagine banging out orgasms to Heavy Metal, rock on! I always wanted to ride a Harley and now I own one!
If you own the Freestyle we would love you to comment and tell us what your favorite song to DJ your orgasm to is! And if you don’t own it, go get it or purchase it for your honey. This would make a fabulous birthday, anniversary or even Christmas present. With it’s pretty box all you need is a bow. Ohhh just imagine him standing in front of the x-mas tree, covering his goods with the Freestyle box instead of Mistletoe! And you can later thank him in your Naughty Mrs. Clause outfit. I even thought about giving everyone I see with an iPod at my gym, a business card with a 10% discount on their Freestyle purchase just because I’m feeling generous and want to spread the Freestyle love.
OMG…. OhMiBod….. just touched my NaughtyBody, such a NaughtiGirl! Oooops I did it again, skirt up over my head Gee I have such a imagination……I amaze myself sometimes
Ohmibod Freestyle Vibrator
Good Vibrations,
DJ Sexi Lexi
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Hey Lexi,
OhMiBod!! Darnit I wish I got the box first! ha ha. I want one FEDEX.
LOL
– That one’s on my play list! I’ve already started the play list and I don’t even have an iPod.
Love ya!
Angelise
When I say the Freestyle had a spell on me I wasn’t lying! I swear the thing sometimes calls my name to come and play and I think about my side kick night and day!
….NOT!
Hopefully the toy fairy will be so kind as to bestow a Freestyle via Fedex asap, otherwise I love you enough to ship you mine (temporarily) UPS along with a bottle of toy cleaner
Sorry this is the one B.O.B. I have to keep to myself!
LOL
I am a guy, and this shhhh makes me want to plug my ohmibod into MS Lexi B for all five hours and sing songs to her non stop!
If I was a woman I would be 1st up on their order list!!
I’m quite flattered Ego! You are now officially out OhMiBod male spokesman! Thank you for the comment luv, hope you subscribed to our newsletter for the latest buzz
LOL
Hi Lexie
I hadn’t gotten a chance to read your review yet — glad to see you’re loving the Freestyle. But definitely not surprised. It is w-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l
So many wonderful elements – and I love that the packaging is so great – definitely gives you an idea of whats to cum –
I’ll check of the community you mentioned. Just dumped a bunch of songs from my cell phone (still don’t have an ipod) so I can set up a Freestyle playlist on my phone. Its always nearby and works beautifully with the Freestyle
Mitzi Rae
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Damn!!!!! I need two of these!!!!! OMG and by the way B.O.B never have enough of these… they will keep me busy for the night for sure:) Can’t wait….
Wow Redhot thought I was the only one who wanted to be selfish and have two! Glad to know the Freestyle post had this kinda effect on our readers! Let me know when you are ready to order yours, I can put in a call to the owners of OhMiBod and pull some strings
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