How One Chick Rubs Her Duckie

Ok, yes, so I prejudged the I Rub My Duckie vibrator.  When I got this in the mail from Babeland I couldn’t help but smirk and say, “really, what is this?”

And yes, I was sooo wrong!  So, let me rectify this by telling you how one chick rubs her duckie (me)!  Enjoy and tell us how YOU rub your duckie.

How One Chick Rubbed Her Duckie for the First Time

I opened the packaging and scrambled in my sex toy drawer to find one half dead AAA battery.   “Oh, I guess this will do,” I told myself.

I undressed, hoped in the shower and lubed up with some Strawberry flavored Wet.

After a long hard day, I knew that at the very least, I’d probably get a nice rub down with my duckie.  Looking at the duckie, I couldn’t help but start singing to myself the Sesame Street “Rubber Duckie” song.   I turned it on.

I wasn’t sure where to start rubbing, but as soon as I turned on my rubber duckie and felt the intense vibration, I began massaging my sore back.   “Wow.  It’s pretty powerful,” I thought.  I vigorously dug into my sore shoulders, shoulder blades, and lower back.  It was the best vibrating back massage I had ever given myself.   The duck hit some nice sore spots under my shoulder blades.

Realizing the vibe was so much more intense than I thought it would be (on a half dead battery), I began massaging my neck.  As I did, I began to feel my face and lips vibrating.  Brrrrr, my lips went.

“Oohh. this is going to be fun,” I thought.

I massaged behind my ears, and my jaw.   I slid the duckie down the front of my neck and alongside my collar bones.   Down the duckie went.  My breasts needed some attention.  I rubbed the duck in circular motions around my sensitive perky breasts until I reached my nipples.   I moaned and felt my vagina throb.

I put the duck’s beak on my nipples, and thought to myself, “how much better can this get?”

Using the I Rub My Duckie Vibrator The Way It’s Really Intended

I massasaged my back some more and slowly slid the ducky to my front using the hind of the duck on my clitoris.  The intensity was just right.

I grinned and worked the ducky back and forth.  First slowly and then hurriedly.

“I love to Rub My Duckie!”

I misjudged how powerful the buzz would be on my vagina.  I continued to massage and began moaning.

I told myself, “rubber ducky you ARE the one!”

I rubbed my clitoris from all angles.  With the beak, the bottom, the duckies head, and its hind.   My favorite  by far was the duck’s hind.   After 10 minutes of my sweet body rub down, I realized I still had hair conditioner on my long black hair, but I didn’t care any longer.

As I continued rubbing my duckie and tapping it on my vagina, I couldn’t help but take my left hand and grab my left breast and then right breast super tightly.  “Ahhhh,” I moaned.

Oh, what fun in the shower with my new vibrator!

As my vulva started pulsating to the sweet vibration of my duckie, I was interrupted by a door slam…Oh, my hubby was home.

It was time to get out the shower and use the duck in bed or tell him I was ready to be taken from behind…

So Ladies, and Gents, Don’t Judge a Vibrator By Its Cover – Carefully Review and Test!

This little innocent looking duck packs a powerful orgasm if you’re a chick that likes to rub her duckie!!

You’ll get excellent shower or bath-time foreplay even on a half dead battery!

If you’re taking a bed time bath or shower, you are surely going to have sweet dreams after some bathtime fun with your new I Rub My Duckie Vibrator!   Afterall, every woman should Rub Her Duckie!  It’s a core belief Lexi and I share at VRS.

Already have the “I Rub My Duckie”? 

Tell us:  How do YOU Rub your Duckie? We’d love to hear from you!