Foreplay Games to Die for: Jimmyjane Indulgence Pocket Pleasure Set

Wherever you may be, and whatever the circumstances, foreplay games can spice up any sexy scenario! Heat up the foreplay with a little adventure and fantasy. With the many foreplay games on the market, how does one decide which foreplay game to choose? Once again Babeland hit the bullseye when they sent this one for us to review!

I truly believe that a foreplay game should include the following elements:

1) Risque – and not corny instead of “lick left boob” how about oral sex for 2 minutes!

2) Variety – a bedroom arsenal of foreplay treats will add spice and variety. Why play with dice when you can have props i.e. feathers, whips, and the vibe!

3) A mini vibrator! How about that! Of course you knew we’d say that here at VRS!

With the JimmyJane INDULGENCES Kit, you’re covered! Inside this convenient pocket-sized case you’ll find both the essentials and the embellishments for a spontaneous and spicy rendezvous with your lover.

Follow your instincts and tantalize with the feather tickler or delight with the waterproof mini-vibrator. Better yet, put your future in the hands of the mischievous LOVE DECODER and let it define what should come next. In either event, you may find occasion to use the other elements we’ve included for you, including water-based lubricant and a pair of condoms.

Talk about a “pocket full of pleasure.”

Foreplay Game Scenario – Sexpert Lexi Explores

The mini waterproof vibrator is one of the most powerful I have ever experienced.  I decided to be selfish and start with a little self-pleasure in the shower….the minute I put it on my clit my lil “man in the boat” began to row a lot faster…….rub a dub dub in my bathtub! With many years of toy play it takes a real powerful pocket rocket to rock my clit and this one is a lust have “mighty mini”!

This definitely got me started and I was ready for some more action.

I decided to light some sexy soy candles to set the mood, this was going to be fun and interesting, and I was looking forward to the mystery this lil’ box of treasures had in store. I secretly wanted to have another go round of my mighty mini, especially since my partner didn’t know about my “bathtub buzz” . However, I opted to play the game fair and start with the Love Decoder or what I called a “Cootie Catcher” in school (some of you may refer to it as a “fortune teller“).   You know that folded paper Thingamajig that you move with your fingers, sometimes you get great news and sometimes not. In this case both parties benefit so it’s a win, win either way.  Destiny, Fate, Chance or Fortune were the first choices, I chose Chance…….. open, close, open, close, open (stop teasing me I thought get to the banging already!) Then pick a number…..give me number 1…..

Nipples…

“Woo hoo,” I yelled.

It’s all about me baby so get to suckin the girls. After a couple of rounds of licking, nibbling, blowing, rubbing, my partner chose “buzz”.

“Jackpot,” I yelled!

Wow I was so intensely horny with all the fun, flirty, foreplay work-up that I could feel my va-jay-jay pulsating and totally soaked with my natural juices. Yes it was time to get to down n dirty, but safety first so while I soaked up the juices with a pleasure wipe he strapped on the rain coat with a Durex latex condom (2 condoms included) courtesy of Indulgences. Oh, did I mention extra sensitive too so he really loved that idea.

I hurriedly stocked his tool man with the water-based lube included in the kit.  It felt so silky and had a nice scent with ingredients like Ginseng extract, Guarana and Avena I didn’t mind giving him a quick hum job, slurp slurp. All the foreplay led to a perfect crescendo and we finished with hot banging love making!

2 Thumbs up and 10 Stars for this hot foreplay kit!

Details

Manufacturer: Jimmy Jane

* LOVE DECODER points the way to pleasure.
* Feather tickler tickles your fancy.
* Multi-speed waterproof mini vibrator has zing to spare.
* Lubricant and two condoms cover the necessities.
* Perfect for your hand bag, glove compartment, back pocket, or carry-on.
* Travel-ready carrying case is 5.5″x 2.25″ x .75″.

Conclusion: So foreplay lover’s, in my opinion, this is pretty much THE perfect foreplay mini companion in a box and is now my new “mighty mini” travel companion. With this sex Indulgence Set, you are set to explore and play out all your wild foreplay fantasies. Perfect as a gift for your special someone; or the traveler who wants to be prepared for the unexpected! Thank you Babeland for sending this one!

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Own your own Indulgence kit? Do you love it? Want to submit your own review? Submit your written review to VRS by clicking on “Guest Post” top left of our blog.

Good Vibrations,

Sexpet Lexi B.

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Can Cheap Vibrators Rock Your World?

How many times have you thought a cheap vibrator could rock your world?  I didn’t think it was possible.   After all, I’m a 7 year Adult Toy Party Expert and the only toys that were worth playing with were the Rolls Royce type of toys like the Rabbit Pearl and, at the very least, the Pocket Rocket.

I really believe that you pay for what you get.  Quality, 9 times out of 10, means investing more in your orgasmic fulfillment.   However, just ONE cheap vibrator took me by surprise.  Oh dear.  Can you guess what it was?  His name is the Flexi Rabbit Teaser Pleaser!   Thank goodness for Nasstoys.  This one is so good I just had to do a video review on it!

Please let me know how you enjoyed the vibrator review video.  It’s the first one here at VRS!

For Those of You Who Want the Cheap Vibrators Scoop in Writing:

Here are some of the highlights of this cheap B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend):

1. Flexible in oh so many places – At least a half dozen places including the phallic and clitoral parts.  This one will bend, twist, and tantalize to your WILL!
2. Waterproof – for that deep sea diving pleasure.
3. 2 AAA Batteries does the trick – you can steal those remote batteries if you need to – yes!
4. Soft graduated jelly shaft that will tease your who ha with ever thrust and stroke – Aye mami!
5. Super Quiet – The quietest I’ve played with yet!
6. 4 Vibration speed settings to drive you wild – all at the tap of the push button on its base
7. In the Cheap Vibrators club!  OMG you can get some intense orgasms at the price of filling up the gas tank of a Honda Civic!

This cheapie is a rare find.  Normally anything that is in this price range will be super hard plastic and lame, from my orgasmic vibrator experiences, however this one is a gem.

You can get the Flexi Rabbit Teaser Pleaser at the VRS Store.  Happy deep sea diving.  Ohhhhhh!!!

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Pleasurists #62

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Did you miss Pleasurists #61? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #63? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then you can use our submission form and submit it before Sunday January 31st at 11:59pm PST.

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• Em and Lo Book Contest Deadline: January 29th.
• EZ Bend Vibrator Giveaway Deadline: January 31st @ 6pm Central.
• V-Day Cards Deadline: January 31st.
• Glassvibrations – a Contest Deadline: January 31st.
• Evolved Vibrator Giveaway! Deadline: February 1st.
• Cupid’s Fun Factory Contest Deadline: February 10th @ 11:59pm.

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Editor’s Pick

• Fun Factory Flexi Felix by Dr. Ruthie

Note: I really enjoy Dr. Ruthie’s reviews and also think she is absolutely adorable. I think this one is wonderful, especially as an anal review since she talks a lot about uses of anal beads as well as safety and the toy itself. There is also a written component to this review if you click on the link above.

Editrix
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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• LELO Mona by Laurel
• LELO Mia by Toy With Me
• Je Joue Gi-Ki by Laurel
• I Rub My Duckie Bondage by Undressed Reviews
• LELO Iris and Gigi by Joanna Cake
• Thrusting Jack Rabbit by Melen’s Rayne
• Fly Micro Vibe by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• LELO Iris by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• Close2You Opus by EffinSara
• Cloud 9 by EffinSara
• Thrusting Jack Rabbit by Cinnamon
• Je Joue Gi-Ki by Bad Bad Girl
• Vibrating Panties by Bad Bad Girl
• Jimmyjane Iconic Pocket by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• OhMiBod Freestyle by Pretty Power Tools
• LELO Ina by Saraid
• Spellbound Stud Curved Jack by Mistress Kay
• Onye Fleur by CarrieAnn
• iTap Egg by CarrieAnn
• Wisper Mistery by Kristi
• LELO Mona by Sammi
• Silicone Flexi Power Rod by Red
• Triple Treat Rabbit by Sammi
• Evolved Symphony Opus by Kateanon
• Evolved Citron by Pretty Power Tools
• Velvet Purple Pill by LikeSunshineDust

Dildos

• LELO Ella by Mistress Kay
• Don Wands Nubby Fat Head by Ginger Leigh
• LELO Ella by Dani Darling
• Tantus Compact by EffinSara
• Rainbow Nubby by Lithaewyn

Anal Toys

• Luxotiq Metal Plug by Sammi
• Luxotiq Glass Plug by Saraid
• Bootie by Profligacy

Toys for Cocks

• Gear Essentials Titan by Hubman and Veronica
• LELO Bo by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• Boss Cock’s Pleasure Ring by Mistress Kay
• Wave Rider Cock Ring by Sammi
• LELO Bo by Kateanon

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Astroglide Shooters by Undressed Reviews
• Intimate Organics Aromatherapy Massage Oil by Saraid
• Intimate Organics Relaxing Massage Oil by Red
• Hathor Aphrodisia by Domina Doll

BDSM/Fetish

• Lavish Nipple Clamps by Cinnamon
• Zeus Deluxe Digital Power box by Bad Bad Girl
• Superstrap Ankle Cuffs by Melen’s Rayne
• Fulfill-a-fantasy Suede Flogger by Mistress Kay
• Six Vaginal Electrodes by Sweet Tart
• Nipple Clamps by Domina Doll

Adult Books

• The Human Pony by Cinnamon
• Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex by Dani Darling
• Moregasm by Alley
• The New Topping Book by Domina Doll

Adult Movies/Porn

• Nina Hartley’s Guide to Erotic Bondage by Domina Doll
• Midori’s Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage by Lexi B.
• Real Lesbian Sex: Jay & Pike by The Porn Librarian
• Vengence by FrzKey
• Riot Grrrls by J.D. Bauchery
• Straight Guys for Gay Eyes – Bo Dean by The Porn Librarian
• Princess Kali – Domme In Training by FrzKey

Sex Furniture

• Liberator Memory Foam Body Pillow by Beautiful Dreamer

Storage

• Tunti Illuminating Toybox by Domina Doll
• Tunti Toybox by Mistress Kay

Miscellaneous

• Teneo Uno and Duo by Beautiful Dreamer
• Portable Pink Dancing Kit by Beautiful Dreamer
• Ophoria K-Balls by CarrieAnn

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How One Chick Rubs Her Duckie

Ok, yes, so I prejudged the I Rub My Duckie vibrator.  When I got this in the mail from Babeland I couldn’t help but smirk and say, “really, what is this?”

And yes, I was sooo wrong!  So, let me rectify this by telling you how one chick rubs her duckie (me)!  Enjoy and tell us how YOU rub your duckie.

How One Chick Rubbed Her Duckie for the First Time

I opened the packaging and scrambled in my sex toy drawer to find one half dead AAA battery.   “Oh, I guess this will do,” I told myself.

I undressed, hoped in the shower and lubed up with some Strawberry flavored Wet.

After a long hard day, I knew that at the very least, I’d probably get a nice rub down with my duckie.  Looking at the duckie, I couldn’t help but start singing to myself the Sesame Street “Rubber Duckie” song.   I turned it on.

I wasn’t sure where to start rubbing, but as soon as I turned on my rubber duckie and felt the intense vibration, I began massaging my sore back.   “Wow.  It’s pretty powerful,” I thought.  I vigorously dug into my sore shoulders, shoulder blades, and lower back.  It was the best vibrating back massage I had ever given myself.   The duck hit some nice sore spots under my shoulder blades.

Realizing the vibe was so much more intense than I thought it would be (on a half dead battery), I began massaging my neck.  As I did, I began to feel my face and lips vibrating.  Brrrrr, my lips went.

“Oohh. this is going to be fun,” I thought.

I massaged behind my ears, and my jaw.   I slid the duckie down the front of my neck and alongside my collar bones.   Down the duckie went.  My breasts needed some attention.  I rubbed the duck in circular motions around my sensitive perky breasts until I reached my nipples.   I moaned and felt my vagina throb.

I put the duck’s beak on my nipples, and thought to myself, “how much better can this get?”

Using the I Rub My Duckie Vibrator The Way It’s Really Intended

I massasaged my back some more and slowly slid the ducky to my front using the hind of the duck on my clitoris.  The intensity was just right.

I grinned and worked the ducky back and forth.  First slowly and then hurriedly.

“I love to Rub My Duckie!”

I misjudged how powerful the buzz would be on my vagina.  I continued to massage and began moaning.

I told myself, “rubber ducky you ARE the one!”

I rubbed my clitoris from all angles.  With the beak, the bottom, the duckies head, and its hind.   My favorite  by far was the duck’s hind.   After 10 minutes of my sweet body rub down, I realized I still had hair conditioner on my long black hair, but I didn’t care any longer.

As I continued rubbing my duckie and tapping it on my vagina, I couldn’t help but take my left hand and grab my left breast and then right breast super tightly.  “Ahhhh,” I moaned.

Oh, what fun in the shower with my new vibrator!

As my vulva started pulsating to the sweet vibration of my duckie, I was interrupted by a door slam…Oh, my hubby was home.

It was time to get out the shower and use the duck in bed or tell him I was ready to be taken from behind…

So Ladies, and Gents, Don’t Judge a Vibrator By Its Cover – Carefully Review and Test!

This little innocent looking duck packs a powerful orgasm if you’re a chick that likes to rub her duckie!!

You’ll get excellent shower or bath-time foreplay even on a half dead battery!

If you’re taking a bed time bath or shower, you are surely going to have sweet dreams after some bathtime fun with your new I Rub My Duckie Vibrator!   Afterall, every woman should Rub Her Duckie!  It’s a core belief Lexi and I share at VRS.

Already have the “I Rub My Duckie”? 

Tell us:  How do YOU Rub your Duckie? We’d love to hear from you!

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Vibrator Review: CalExotics One Touch Wonder Egg Might Leave You Wondering

Your Vibrator Review Sexperts here (Angelise and Lexi) recently became CalExotic Sexperts, and our first review is for the One Touch Wonder Egg, which happens to be, in my opinion, a good toy for a beginner or for someone who has an overly sensitive clitoris, yet craves a not too overpowering hand held bullet vibrator.

If you are a sex-toy connoisseur like Lexi and I, then I would save my money on this one.   However, if you are a beginner, go for it.

When Lexi and I started this blog site, we intended to cut through all the “adult toy hype” you might see in your vibrator review surfing.  Of course most reviewers will recommend a toy just to get a commission, but not your 14-year adult sex toy home party divas.  We serve it to you straight up so that you can find the toy that bests fits your needs, personal preferences and desires.  Let’s explore the pros and cons of this vibrator.

The Perks to the CalExotics One Touch Wonder Egg Are:

• It is a pretty quiet for a bullet. Woo hoo!  These are pretty hard to find.
• It has 3 vibrational pulsation patterns (one tap changes the escalation pattern) – gotta love vibrational variety.
• Feels really nice and “velvety” in your hands and on your vijayjay.
• 2 Batteries are included
• It is Waterproof!

Overall it has some nice features.  For me I think the best part of it all is the quietness and the fact that it is waterproof.  Oftentimes you will find that the waterproof vibes are usually “branch vibrators”  – vibrators that have a phallic shaped and clitoral stimulator attached.  (An example of a branch vibrator would be the Rabbit Pearl).

The Cons: With a Special Note to All Sex Toy Super Divas

The Egg will not shut off unless you unscrew the cap.  However, if you unscrew the cap in the shower you run the risk of messing up the toy.  It would be easier if the one tap shut this toy off on the 4th tap (after the 3rd escalation pattern).

Note to all “sex toy super divas” – The One Touch Wonder Egg will leave you wondering if you’ve ever turned the vibe on.  If you’ve used toys for several years, you know that with continued use your clitoris builds a “vibrational tolerance” very much like drinking (lol).  I was a pretty disappointed for my first CalExotic sex toy because I did not get aroused.  This will happen if you are used to using more powerful toys.

Often I want a quick orgasm – something that can get me going in less than 2 minutes.  I did not find this with the Wonder Egg.  However, that is not to say this one won’t be right for you.   It depends on how sensitive you are and how experienced you are with vibrators.

Note to All Vibrator Beginners: You won’t know how sensitive you are unless you are getting stimulated down there (orally or using vibes).

The more you touch yourself (or have your significant other touch you) them more you’ll know what you need.

A Sex Toy Diva’s Experience with the One Touch Wonder Egg

I started my morning with a steamy hot shower and my new One Touch Wonder Egg only to leave the shower disappointed, unsatisfied and craving one of my new favorites – The Berman Intimate Basics Ruby Glass Dildo – Glass can become the stiffest tongue you’ll ever feel on your doorbell…Oooh but I digress.   As I mentioned, I have a higher “vibrational tolerance” than some other ladies due to my “sexperiences” with vibes.

If you are the owner of at least one toy, something like the Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket Vibrator will do much better for powerful direct clitoral stimulation.

However, if you are a beginner to vibrators that’s the only way I’d recommend the Wonder Egg to you.

Have you had a different experience with the One Touch Wonder Egg by CalExotics? We’d love to hear!

Happy Vibe Hunting!

~ Sexpert Angie

Related One Touch Wonder Egg Posts on the Web

CalExotics Releases One Touch Wonder Egg

Other Review of the One Touch Wonder Egg

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Pocket Rocket Vibrator Review

So what’s up with the small pocket rocket vibrator? It’s small, compact.  What can a little thing like that do for me?

Now hold up. Wait a minute.   Before you start judging this one by it’s appearance let’s just say this little thing isn’t called a “rocket” for no reason!

The pocket rocket vibrator is small but mighty.  And although this is not one that is meant to be inserted into the vagina, the buzz you get on this little bad boy is strong enough to have you orgasm faster than you can say “OHHH.”   Now before you go on thinking oh what a waste of an orgasm, let me just say that this little vibrator will save you from road rage.  Go ahead pull it out from your purse on the way to work in bumper to bumper traffic.  You will be grinning from ear to ear, and folks driving will wonder why you are the only one on the road that is so chipper!

At work and the boss is stressing you?

Go the bathroom or back to your car and whip out the bad boy.   You’ll be in a more cheerful mood when you get back.

Headaches. Gone.
Stress. Gone.
Tension. Gone.
Orgasm…it’s on!

Don’t let it fool ya. The Pocket Rocket Vibrator is the creme of the crop when it comes to compact vibes.

Review: Top Benefits of the Pocket Rocket Vibrator

1) Portable and discreet. It resembles a mini flash light! Woo hoo!
2) Hard direct stimulation for the clitoris to put you in a better mood right after that quickie orgasm.. Ayeee ay ayyy
3) 1 AA battery needed
4) Switch at the bottom makes it a no brainer to use.  No worrying about playing Nintendo with the controls at the base of the toy.  A quick turn on!
5) A good orgasm at a good price!

You better believe the pocket rocket vibrator was a popular orgasm giver at Lexi and my sex toy parties when were mainly offline!

Don’t own the pocket rocket vibrator?  Add this stress saver to your collection list, or make this your first vibe.

Any personal rendezvous with the pocket rocket vibrator?  Please share your review of this sweet little toy with your favorite sexperts!

Can’t wait to share in on your pocket rocket vibrator fantasies!

Angelise

Related Posts at VRS

How to Find the Right Vibrator

Rabbit Pearl Vibrator Review

OhMiBod Freestyle Vibrator Review

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Pleasurists #49

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #48? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #50? Submit it here before Sunday October 18th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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• Butchtastic First Birthday Contest Deadline: October 15th.
• Blogiversary blowout: oodles of sex toys Deadline: October 27, 2009 @ 11:59 p.m. PST.
• They say it’s your birthday! November 8th @ midnight Central.

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Editor’s Pick

• Hydra by Carrie Ann

So it does what it’s supposed to do amazingly well.

But it also does other things.

Things like…

Get you off.

Put it on the bed. Straddle it. Turn it on. Grind.

Note: I think Carrie Ann puts it best when she says “Ahhh. The perversion of yet another vanilla massager.” I’m delightedly covetous of this massager both for it’s marketed purpose and the wonderful perverted purpose it seems to fill so brilliantly. Highly amusing and wonderful review as well!

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Evolved Fusion Duality by Melen’s Rayne
• The Tease by Cinnamon
• Divine by Undressed Reviews*
• Femblossom by Joanna Cake
• Water Shimmer by Cinnamon
• Vibratex Sweet G by Darling Dove
• My Mini Miracle Massager by Darling Dove
• Silicone Twist Fun Vibe by Carrie Ann
• Laya Spot by Carrie Ann
• OhMiBod Freestyle by Lexi B.
• Nookii Ooh La La Rabbit Vibe by Kateanon

Dildos

• Luxotiq Eros by Toygirl
• Electra by Beautiful Dreamer
• Awesome Blossom by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• O2 Revolution by Alpine Subdreams
• Leo by Alpine Subdreams

Anal Toys

• Flexi Felix by Beautiful Dreamer
• Doc Johnson Small Anal Plug by Mistress Kay

Toys for Cocks

• Gummy Cock Ring by Beautiful Dreamer
• Tantus Cock Sling by True Pleasures

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Intimate Organics by Toygirl
• Wet Naturals Silky Supreme by True Pleasures
• Sliquid Splash Gentle Feminine Wash by Undressed Reviews
• Cocoa Bean & Goji Berry Foaming Bath by Darling Dove
• Boy Butter by Eliot Bodem
• Babeland Massage Oil by Carrie Ann
• Pink Glow Bubbles by Wendy Blackheart

BDSM/Fetish

• Kinklab Leather Wrist and Ankle Cuffs by Alpine Subdreams

Adult Books

• Em & Lo’s Sex Toy Book by Beautiful Dreamer

Adult Movies/Porn

• Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• NoFauxxx Roulette – Scene 1 by J.D. Bauchery
• Binde Mich An Den Baum! by FrzKey
• Her Porn – Disc 1 – Scene 5 by The Porn Librarian
• Toys for Better Sex by J.D. Bauchery
• AFF’s Guide To Threesomes by The Porn Librarian

Sex Furniture

• Fetish Fantasy Sex Stool by Dollfacekilla*

Lingerie

• Sequin Seduction Gown and G-String by Beautiful Dreamer

Miscellaneous

• Thigh Harness by Beautiful Dreamer

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Vibrator Review: OhMiBod Freestyle Music Powered Vibrator: The iPod Vibrator Sex Toy

OhMiBod: The Freestyle Music-Powered Vibrator: Vibrator Review

Today’s vibrator review is about the OhMiBod Freestyle Vibrator.  It is the world’s first wireless music driven vibrator.  When its 2.4GHz wireless transmitter is connected to your iPod / iPhone (or any mp3 player for that matter), the vibe will pulsate to your favorite tunes giving you ultimate freedom of movement and motion.

Hook your iPod and the wireless transmitter up to your home speaker system and the Freestyle becomes the perfect accessory for partner play.  Now you can both listen and feel the grooves of your favorite music…bringing a whole new meaning to “our song.”

Your iPod’s out of juice? …No problem. Like all OhMiBod music vibes, Freestyle can work without music too.  Just switch it to the manual mode option, so it can be used without your music.   In manual mode, you can enjoy 7 exciting pre-programmed vibration patterns.

Did I mention? Freestyle is rechargeable providing you with up to 5 hours of continuous play. Oh … and it only takes 2 hours to reach a full charge again.

The Freestyle is the world’s first, wireless music manager, combining state of the art technology and ease of use to deliver unparalleled satisfaction. Sorta like a Audio-surf for the vagina (saw this term somewhere while surfing the net doing some research). 

I’m calling this…..The adventures of “Gadget-Girl” and her side kick Freestyle!

This is not your typical review but nevertheless, you will enjoy the ending of these two characters whose paths cross and who will never the same again.  So grab a bag of pop-corn, sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure/review of “Gadget-Girl” DJ Lexi and her new side kick Freestyle.

OhMibod Freestyle Vibrator Play – Day 1:

Freestyle Foreplay and The UPS Man

In anticipation of this review, I purchased a new set of head phones and decided to ditch my ear-buds.  Not just any kind of head phones mind you, a nice set of “DJ Style” headphones!  DJing is very close to my heart, collecting  rare vinyl LP’s is yet another one of my musical passions.

Am I a “gadget geek” or what!  I love my gadgets, and love my music.

Music is what soothes my soul.

Music is what takes me away on a stressful day.

Music is art.

Music is the heart of the soul.

Music is my refuge…

Including sex—it sets a mood and helps me free myself from “life.”  And I’ve heard a good music experience in a club is a lot like sex, which I think anyone who’s had a great night out dancing can relate to.…..ok I know, you get the point anyhoo…..

• Music is Passion
• Music is Pleasure
• Music is Adventure
• It’s time to start yours

So……. my poor UPS man, he gave me this “you are a real freak” look when I answered the door today!  He delivers boxes of goodies every couple of days  to me however, today was strangely different.  I think the big ole cheesy grin on my face gave it away this time. Or do you think the fact that I was jumping up and down and clapping like a kid in a candy store is what gave it away?

In the course of my 7 years of receiving sex toys in the mail, I think I’ve had at least 5 drivers respectfully ask me “lady is this for a business or for your personal use?” Unless he’s looking extra sexy in his uniform I don’t like divulging much, when I’m anticipating a product I get in “the zone” and don’t feel like flirting, usually just wanna slam the door in his face (with a smile of course) and rip open the box to see what the toy fairy sent today.  BTW Did I mention…..I love my job!

So how do you explain “I’m not a sex fiend, I review toys for a living” in between grabbing the package and signing the stupid electronic signature pad thingy?! But next time I’m going to offer a discount for him and his “wifey” to our store, it’s the least I can do after being so unintentionally rude.

Ok.  Enough about the UPS man…..as I was saying, I grabbed the box, ran to my room (usually it’s a casual walk and no rush) and took a deep breath in anticipation of opening the box.  Frustrated and not being able to find my Exacto knife, I grabbed a pen and sliced the box apart.

“What has gotten into you,” I thought.  I have never been so animalistic and in a hurry to open a box before.  Usually I’m calm and collective, but something came over me which I now realize is a magic spell the Freestyle had over me.

My hands were sweaty, my mouth was salivating and then BAM! Like a ton of bricks it hit me, I can’t enjoy my new toy tonight, my girlfriend borrowed my iPod to go to the gym earlier in the day!

Ohhhhh @*%<#! of course, I tried to call her at 11 O’clock at night to beg her to bring my iPod over asap, but as my luck would have it no answer, ugh so blown. What nerve of me, what has come over me?  He he, little did I know it was the tantalizing, mesmerizing, hypnotizing magic spell the Freestyle already had over me. And this was all before I even plugged the bad boy in!  I sat at the kitchen table and mindlessly ate a whole bag of tortilla chips (was out of Salsa) just imagining the possibilities and steaming that I didn’t have my iPod.

Ohmibod Freestyle Vibrator Play: Day 2

Instead of sleeping in I woke up early, not to get my daughter ready for soccer but to take a peek at my side kick Freestyle!  What kind of mother would do such a thing?  I tell you, it’s the magic spell Freestyle has on me. I can only equate it to when you get a new “gadget” and your like a big kid in a candy store, reading the manual trying all the new features. Ok maybe that’s just how excited I get J. So remember when you were a kid on Christmas morning, the anticipation, the suspense, you get me now right.

So fast fwd to the soccer game…. While on the soccer field random thoughts were flashing through my head i.e, “I wonder how many calories I would burn if I played my dance hall reggae play list!”  It had me thinking and imagining how much fun I would have that night at the “club” (my bedroom), that I almost missed my daughter’s goal!  Wow if the other soccer moms only knew, player #11’s mom is a sex toy reviewer?

The entire game I kept grinning, like a school girl with a crush waiting to make my own goal with the Freestyle.  What had come over me?  It is the Freestyle magic spell I tell you!

Ohmibod Freestyle Vibrator Fun – Day 3

How to DJ your Orgasm with OhMibod Freestyle

“Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex.  OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod.”

I’ve heard some say they wanted to marry the Freestyle, but I wanted to make Freestyle my partner in crime.  The Freestyle pulsed in my hands, rhythmically to the beat of my music.

As I gripped the Freestyle ever so gently, I noticed it’s velvety soft finish.  I’m a visual gal and get off on pretty things, especially when I’ve tested so many, visual appeal is a perk.

As I inserted into my vagina, I thought to myself, here goes ex-tee-cee………

Then half way through, I had to remove my headphones and heard the beautiful melody of a powerful, yet quiet, whisper motor.  Even with headphones I can sometimes hear the buzz or hum of the vibe, yet another pet-peeve of mine with ‘big guns.”  Then I changed to my classical play list and held it ever so gently on my clit.  Not being easily orgasmic, having the “clitilicious” stimulation was right on the money as well.

All I can say is thank goodness I had my Hello Kitty iPod skin covering it cause I was squirting all over the place!  :0

My poor side kick Freestyle I thought, but wait…  I didn’t have to wipe him clean several times with my “after sex towelettes.”  No, no, the Freestyle is “splash proof.” (Note to self…buy a new skin, one to match the color of my side kick).

My vajay jay, was rocking and tocking and clocking to every beat.  Pulse-pounding, mind numbing, tingling, head blowing orgasms-inducing power unlike any other toy I’ve ever tested. My hips were moving and girating like never before.  If only I had my pedometer on to see how many calories I burned.  Talk about burning calories during sex!

Orgasming to music you love is unlike any other experience, you get lost in the moment or hours (wink wink) because depending on your music selection, you can get lost in a trance.

I switched to Manual Mode to finish the job…

Did I mention it has 7 programmed patterns on manual?  Most vibrators generally have about 3.  This of course, left me wanting more (next review: Ohmibod Freestyle Vibrator Part II) especially since I had a late start on my review and 3 days behind, but we won’t go there again.

I ended my orgasmic workout with a slow wind to Maxwell’s “Til the Cops Come Knockin,” and his music already makes you wanna wet your panties.   Just imagine his raspy, sultry voice in your ears while the Freestyle is pulsating to every beat inside you?!

I actually had flash backs of when the cops really came knocking at my door in my wild n crazy college “daze”… I was so loud and lost in mind blowing sex, my neighbors thought I was being murdered and actually called the police!  No joke, that is a real story and I had almost forgotten about that head banging against the headboard til 4 a.m. night until the Freestyle flashed me back to 1989!  Woo hoo, never has a toy review had this kind of effect on me!  All I can say is my poor honey, he has always shared me with my B.O.B.’s and why not, he has been the receiver of some lusty hot sex.  When a toy can make me orgasm and I share it with him, he gets turned on and we usually end up having hot sex all over again.  Sometimes alone or a threesome….him, me and whatever B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend) I’m reviewing.  He never minds sharing!

Now, I think Salt & Pepper’s “Push It” just about did me in.  I needed a cigarette after that one, and I don’t even smoke!  Hard pulse-pounding music will do the job real fast.  If you want to take it slow and get to know your Freestyle, tune your iPod to your favorite “baby making music” playlist and get ready to DJ your orgasm!

Did I mention I never had to lube up!  I was so entranced with playing that I totally forgot to add the lube!  Wow, yet another perk of the Freestyle.

Ohmibod Vibrator Portability

With it’s unique travel case, the Freestyle fits easily and discreetly into your luggage or overnight bag.

Packaging:

So much care and effort was put into this creation.  It will now be my new museum piece amongst my “heavy-hitters”!  The presentation, packaging and unique features are the best selling point an Instruction manual – very descriptive, like something you would get with your iPod or an expensive electronic device. Easy to read and in several languages, oh la la trying to read the instructions in French sound soooooo sensual! Again, another perk. The velvet lined case, not just any kind of case, a custom travel case.

Craftsmanship, careful details, I knew it had to be a woman behind such a creation. No offense guys   I would love to get in the head of Suki, OhMiBod’s founder.  She must be a musical enthusiast and lover of sexy playthings to have created the Freestyle and an awesome line of beautifully crafted collection of innovative products. She must be a music enthusiast and lover of sexy playthings, another empowered woman in our industry, love it. Man I would have loved to be a fly on that wall during Freestyle’s early creation and testing days. A real “Penis Genius” if you ask me.

BONUS PERKS:

1)      There is a little community of “club vibers” called Club Vibe. A cozy online community where music enthusiasts share play lists & guest DJs submit their favorite tracks, yet another genius idea. Note to self…don’t forget to submit your favorite track Lexi!

2)     Everything you need to keep the “O” in your OhMiBod experience.

3)     PINK – It comes in a unique shade of Pink, what girl doesn’t love pink?! Pink is not only my favorite color, it represents Breast Cancer Awareness.

Manufacturer – OhMiBod

OnMiBod’s goal is to reflect the collective personality of their customers who have an open, honest attitude toward  sexuality and personal pleasure is so refreshing and “liberating for people who are comfortable with their bodies  and who aren’t afraid to admit it.  OhMiBod created a provocative iconic “spokes model,” who they affectionately call Suki.

“Suki embodies the collective personality of our customers and everyone else with an open, honest attitude toward sexuality and personal pleasure. She’s a symbol of liberation, reflecting new and progressive attitudes of the young and the young at heart. People who are comfortable with their bodies, know what feels good and who, not only aren’t afraid to admit it, are empowered to go after it.

As an icon, Suki represents an ideal. Not the physical ideal. But rather, the ideal way we should feel about ourselves and our sexuality. Although few of us are blessed with a body as perfect as Suki’s on the outside, on the inside, we should all be like her … proud of our bodies, confident in expressing our needs, and free to satisfy our desires”. Love it! Need I say more!

important Features:

• Control music volume and vibration intensity independently
• 25 ft. (7.5 m) range from wireless 2.4GHz transmitter
• Powerful motor • whisper quiet
• Velvety finish with chrome accents
• Convenient travel case and adapters for play around the globe
• 1 year manufacturer’s warranty

Compatible with:

• All iPod® models
• iPhone™
• mp3 players
• Home audio systems

More: Freestyle also works with laptops, portable CD players, microphones, electric guitars -
virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack. Explore the possibilities!

Package Includes:

• Wireless music driven vibrator
• 2.4GHz (RF) wireless transmitter with 2 AAA batteries
• 12″ (30cm) 3.5 mm connector cable for home audio AUX-input
• Custom travel case
• Universal charger with adapters for EU, UK & AU/NZ
• Instruction manual

Additional Product Specifications:

• Size: Measures 8 1/4″ long (5 3/4″ insertable) and 1 1/8″ in diameter
• Materials: Molded from premium grade hypoallergenic non-toxic,
non porous ABS plastic with a PU coating with chrome finish detail.

Conclusion:  So vibe lovers, in my opinion, the Freestyle vibrator is THE BEST iPod attachment EVER!!!

I Can’t imagine Apple ever inventing anything close.

Ohmibod’s Freestyle vibrator is the crème de la crème of toys or in my book the Bentley of toys (I always equate toys with cars).  The way Luxury should be built.

I have tested hundreds, maybe even thousands (note to self…gotta make that list of B.O.B’s) of sexy playthings, but never, in my years have I experienced “out of body” O’s like this before.

So I suggest you invest in your orgasmic future with the Freestyle and get your orgasmic buzz on. After all, a unique toy like this is well worth the investment.  I tell my clients “ladies you spend more money on a pair of shoes and a handbag than you do on sexual self pleasure.”  Many thanks to OhMiBod for making my orgasmic wishes come true and sending me my new sidekick Mr.Freestyle! I am eternally grateful and ever so humble you asked me to review for your awesome and innovative company OhMiBod.

I can’t wait for the next new toy, and I can’t even imagine anything topping this one.  I am making my OhMiBod wish list after this review.

P.S. Please send the  acsexsory™ sleeve with the next toy J!

P.S.S. I already started my iTunes “Freestyle Playlist”, Lady Gaga’s “Let’s Dance” is #1 and Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” #2. Maybe I will share and invite my honey to DJ my next orgasm with a mic.  Or maybe NOT!  I think I will have to keep this my lil secret J.

OMG, OMB… imagine banging out orgasms to Heavy Metal, rock on!  I always wanted to ride a Harley and now I own one!

If you own the Freestyle we would love you to comment and tell us what your favorite song to DJ your orgasm to is! And if you don’t own it, go get it or purchase it for your honey. This would make a fabulous birthday, anniversary or even Christmas present.  With it’s pretty box all you need is a bow. Ohhh just imagine him standing in front of the x-mas tree, covering his goods with the Freestyle box instead of Mistletoe!  And you can later thank him in your Naughty Mrs. Clause outfit.  I even thought about giving everyone I see with an iPod at my gym, a business card with a 10% discount on their Freestyle purchase just because I’m feeling generous and want to spread the Freestyle love.

OMG…. OhMiBod….. just touched my  NaughtyBody, such a NaughtiGirl!  Oooops I did it again, skirt up over my head   Gee I have such a imagination……I amaze myself sometimes

Good Vibrations,

DJ Sexi Lexi

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Pleasurist #47

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Great news VRS readers, we are now a part of a HOT group of bloggers who list their toy review each week. Basically this weekly review gives you a descriptive summary on everything from Vibrators, Dildo’s, Anal Toys, Furniture, Lubes, Movies and more. Whatever tickles your fetish

So you know what that means? More toy reviews for you to druel over!

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Good Vibrations,

Lexi B.

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #46? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #48? Submit it here before Sunday September 27th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Hitachi Magic Wand by namelesschaos
• Treeze Wave by Carrie Ann
• Sinnflut Benjamin Bond by Carrie Ann
• Epona by ScottA
• Papaya Toys Rainbow by Toygirl
• Je Joue SaSi by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• Doc Johnson Wish-Bone by Lexi B.
• Fun Factory Patchy Paul by Femme Mystique
• Petite Couture Silhouette by Femme Mystique
• White Nova Bottle Rocket by Carnivalesq
• Trinity 10-Speed Vibrating Egg by Domina Doll
• Water Dancer by Arron Leone

Dildos

• Tantus Alumina Motion by Beautiful Dreamer
• Leo by Carrie Ann
• Pink Bent Graduate by Carrie Ann
• Thrust by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Njoy Fun Wand by Undressed Reviews
• Leo by Carnivalesq
• Jackhammer Jesus by Domina Doll
• Timber Wolf by Domina Doll

Anal Toys

• Cody by AveryDragon
• Nobessence Romp by Beautiful Dreamer

Toys for Cocks

• Fun Factory Loverings by Melen’s Rayne

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Intimate Organics Hydra by The Duchess
• Intimate Organics Hydra by Adriana
• Swede Fruity Massage Oil by Carrie Ann
• Sliquid Sassy by Saraid

BDSM/Fetish

• Vampire Gloves by Red
• Strict Leather Suede Flogger by Beautiful Dreamer
• Zeus Electrosex Power Box by Red
• Japanese Drip Candles by Sommer Marsden
• Rainbow Nights Paddle by Melen’s Rayne
• Spartacus Black and Blue Strap Whip by Melen’s Rayne
• Sportsheets Impressions Paddle “Slut” by Melen’s Rayne
• Tantric Satin Ties Wrist Cuffs by Femme Mystique
• Pipedream Nipple Clamps by Melen’s Rayne

Adult Books

• Female Ejaculation and the G-spot by Adriana
• Tristan Taormino’s Opening Up by Red

Adult Movies/Porn

• Drill Baby Drill by The Porn Librarian
• Dark Angels 2 by FrzKey
• Autopilot Volume 1 – Dana Dearmond by The Porn Librarian
• Crash Pad Series – Episode 22: Brett & Ian by J.D. Bauchery
• Strip Bowling by J.D. Bauchery

Sex Furniture

• Liberator Cube by Red
• Fetish Pleasure Pad by Undressed Reviews

Miscellaneous

• Babeland Toy Cleaner by Melen’s Rayne
• Vegan Commando Harness by Femme Mystique

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Vibrator Review: 2 Ways to use Your Rabbit Pearl Vibrator

The Rabbit Pearl Vibrator: Vibrator Review

The Rabbit Pearl vibrator is perhaps the most famous vibe today.  Virtually every toy shop or online store has it, and it’s design is suited for the advanced sex toy adventurist and beginner alike.  Today’s Vibrator review will focus on teaching you 2 ways to use your Rabbit Pearl Vibrator.

Enjoy the ride!

Using Your Rabbit Pearl Vibrator Alone

Of course I’m being selfish here.  The Rabbit Pearl is an excellent solo-toy for women.

It’s orgasmic design gives the female the potential to orgasm three ways:

1. G-Spot
2. Vaginal
3. Clitoral

The tip of this hot vibe looks for your G-spot as your legs begin to quiver and the waves of pleasure become “body-gasms”!

The pearl beads are slick and gently caress and massage the sensitive vaginal opening to get your juices flowing.

And the Bunny ears…well, we won’t even go there.

Oh yes, we will!

The bunny ears are delicate and  hovering over your clitoral area to give you the best of clitoral orgasms.

Put that all together and you’ve got yourself a toy that does everything except the dishes! ha ha

Because it’s multi-functional and multi-orgasm capabilities, it’s a great toy for a woman to explore her body and experience a G-Spot or Vaginal orgasm if you have never experienced these orgasms before.   As I mentioned, the clitoral stimulation is top notch, so you’ll also indulge in better clitoral orgasms with a ride like this one!

There’s a reason Lexi and I call this the Rolls Royce of vibrators!

In addition to it’s multi-orgasmic design, the vibe’s settings are easily accessible and can be changed at slightest increase in the slider’s setting.

Because its:

• Easy to use
• Steadily increasing vibration at easy of its slider
• Soft Velvety Feel
• Orgasmic Power

This vibrator is definitely a top pick for vibrator connoisseurs and newbies!

Random Vibrator Review Tip:

Because the Rabbit Pearl Vibrator twirls at the head, manually bending it slightly will cause the head to angle more to hit your G-Spot ladies!

Using Your Rabbit Pearl Vibrator With Your Lover – Couple’s Style

The Rabbit Pearl is also a great vibe to use with your lover.  The ease of increasing the setting with the slider makes it easy to play with in a couple setting.

The only slight inconvenience is the chord, but the pleasure is all worth it my dear!

The rabbit ears make clitoral stimulation a treat for your lady, guys.  And the pearls will oh so gently massage your woman’s sensitive vaginal opening and have her ready for the real deal!

The Rabbit Pearl will help you tease your woman and having her crave you.  Tease her and then please her.

This is the perfect gift for the wifey!

You’ve got a win-win with this vibrator!

Do You Have the Rabbit Pearl Vibrator Already?

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