Can Cheap Vibrators Rock Your World?

How many times have you thought a cheap vibrator could rock your world?  I didn’t think it was possible.   After all, I’m a 7 year Adult Toy Party Expert and the only toys that were worth playing with were the Rolls Royce type of toys like the Rabbit Pearl and, at the very least, the Pocket Rocket.

I really believe that you pay for what you get.  Quality, 9 times out of 10, means investing more in your orgasmic fulfillment.   However, just ONE cheap vibrator took me by surprise.  Oh dear.  Can you guess what it was?  His name is the Flexi Rabbit Teaser Pleaser!   Thank goodness for Nasstoys.  This one is so good I just had to do a video review on it!

Please let me know how you enjoyed the vibrator review video.  It’s the first one here at VRS!

For Those of You Who Want the Cheap Vibrators Scoop in Writing:

Here are some of the highlights of this cheap B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend):

1. Flexible in oh so many places – At least a half dozen places including the phallic and clitoral parts.  This one will bend, twist, and tantalize to your WILL!
2. Waterproof – for that deep sea diving pleasure.
3. 2 AAA Batteries does the trick – you can steal those remote batteries if you need to – yes!
4. Soft graduated jelly shaft that will tease your who ha with ever thrust and stroke – Aye mami!
5. Super Quiet – The quietest I’ve played with yet!
6. 4 Vibration speed settings to drive you wild – all at the tap of the push button on its base
7. In the Cheap Vibrators club!  OMG you can get some intense orgasms at the price of filling up the gas tank of a Honda Civic!

This cheapie is a rare find.  Normally anything that is in this price range will be super hard plastic and lame, from my orgasmic vibrator experiences, however this one is a gem.

You can get the Flexi Rabbit Teaser Pleaser at the VRS Store.  Happy deep sea diving.  Ohhhhhh!!!

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How One Chick Rubs Her Duckie

Ok, yes, so I prejudged the I Rub My Duckie vibrator.  When I got this in the mail from Babeland I couldn’t help but smirk and say, “really, what is this?”

And yes, I was sooo wrong!  So, let me rectify this by telling you how one chick rubs her duckie (me)!  Enjoy and tell us how YOU rub your duckie.

How One Chick Rubbed Her Duckie for the First Time

I opened the packaging and scrambled in my sex toy drawer to find one half dead AAA battery.   “Oh, I guess this will do,” I told myself.

I undressed, hoped in the shower and lubed up with some Strawberry flavored Wet.

After a long hard day, I knew that at the very least, I’d probably get a nice rub down with my duckie.  Looking at the duckie, I couldn’t help but start singing to myself the Sesame Street “Rubber Duckie” song.   I turned it on.

I wasn’t sure where to start rubbing, but as soon as I turned on my rubber duckie and felt the intense vibration, I began massaging my sore back.   “Wow.  It’s pretty powerful,” I thought.  I vigorously dug into my sore shoulders, shoulder blades, and lower back.  It was the best vibrating back massage I had ever given myself.   The duck hit some nice sore spots under my shoulder blades.

Realizing the vibe was so much more intense than I thought it would be (on a half dead battery), I began massaging my neck.  As I did, I began to feel my face and lips vibrating.  Brrrrr, my lips went.

“Oohh. this is going to be fun,” I thought.

I massaged behind my ears, and my jaw.   I slid the duckie down the front of my neck and alongside my collar bones.   Down the duckie went.  My breasts needed some attention.  I rubbed the duck in circular motions around my sensitive perky breasts until I reached my nipples.   I moaned and felt my vagina throb.

I put the duck’s beak on my nipples, and thought to myself, “how much better can this get?”

Using the I Rub My Duckie Vibrator The Way It’s Really Intended

I massasaged my back some more and slowly slid the ducky to my front using the hind of the duck on my clitoris.  The intensity was just right.

I grinned and worked the ducky back and forth.  First slowly and then hurriedly.

“I love to Rub My Duckie!”

I misjudged how powerful the buzz would be on my vagina.  I continued to massage and began moaning.

I told myself, “rubber ducky you ARE the one!”

I rubbed my clitoris from all angles.  With the beak, the bottom, the duckies head, and its hind.   My favorite  by far was the duck’s hind.   After 10 minutes of my sweet body rub down, I realized I still had hair conditioner on my long black hair, but I didn’t care any longer.

As I continued rubbing my duckie and tapping it on my vagina, I couldn’t help but take my left hand and grab my left breast and then right breast super tightly.  “Ahhhh,” I moaned.

Oh, what fun in the shower with my new vibrator!

As my vulva started pulsating to the sweet vibration of my duckie, I was interrupted by a door slam…Oh, my hubby was home.

It was time to get out the shower and use the duck in bed or tell him I was ready to be taken from behind…

So Ladies, and Gents, Don’t Judge a Vibrator By Its Cover – Carefully Review and Test!

This little innocent looking duck packs a powerful orgasm if you’re a chick that likes to rub her duckie!!

You’ll get excellent shower or bath-time foreplay even on a half dead battery!

If you’re taking a bed time bath or shower, you are surely going to have sweet dreams after some bathtime fun with your new I Rub My Duckie Vibrator!   Afterall, every woman should Rub Her Duckie!  It’s a core belief Lexi and I share at VRS.

Already have the “I Rub My Duckie”? 

Tell us:  How do YOU Rub your Duckie? We’d love to hear from you!

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Vibrator Review: CalExotics One Touch Wonder Egg Might Leave You Wondering

Your Vibrator Review Sexperts here (Angelise and Lexi) recently became CalExotic Sexperts, and our first review is for the One Touch Wonder Egg, which happens to be, in my opinion, a good toy for a beginner or for someone who has an overly sensitive clitoris, yet craves a not too overpowering hand held bullet vibrator.

If you are a sex-toy connoisseur like Lexi and I, then I would save my money on this one.   However, if you are a beginner, go for it.

When Lexi and I started this blog site, we intended to cut through all the “adult toy hype” you might see in your vibrator review surfing.  Of course most reviewers will recommend a toy just to get a commission, but not your 14-year adult sex toy home party divas.  We serve it to you straight up so that you can find the toy that bests fits your needs, personal preferences and desires.  Let’s explore the pros and cons of this vibrator.

The Perks to the CalExotics One Touch Wonder Egg Are:

• It is a pretty quiet for a bullet. Woo hoo!  These are pretty hard to find.
• It has 3 vibrational pulsation patterns (one tap changes the escalation pattern) – gotta love vibrational variety.
• Feels really nice and “velvety” in your hands and on your vijayjay.
• 2 Batteries are included
• It is Waterproof!

Overall it has some nice features.  For me I think the best part of it all is the quietness and the fact that it is waterproof.  Oftentimes you will find that the waterproof vibes are usually “branch vibrators”  – vibrators that have a phallic shaped and clitoral stimulator attached.  (An example of a branch vibrator would be the Rabbit Pearl).

The Cons: With a Special Note to All Sex Toy Super Divas

The Egg will not shut off unless you unscrew the cap.  However, if you unscrew the cap in the shower you run the risk of messing up the toy.  It would be easier if the one tap shut this toy off on the 4th tap (after the 3rd escalation pattern).

Note to all “sex toy super divas” – The One Touch Wonder Egg will leave you wondering if you’ve ever turned the vibe on.  If you’ve used toys for several years, you know that with continued use your clitoris builds a “vibrational tolerance” very much like drinking (lol).  I was a pretty disappointed for my first CalExotic sex toy because I did not get aroused.  This will happen if you are used to using more powerful toys.

Often I want a quick orgasm – something that can get me going in less than 2 minutes.  I did not find this with the Wonder Egg.  However, that is not to say this one won’t be right for you.   It depends on how sensitive you are and how experienced you are with vibrators.

Note to All Vibrator Beginners: You won’t know how sensitive you are unless you are getting stimulated down there (orally or using vibes).

The more you touch yourself (or have your significant other touch you) them more you’ll know what you need.

A Sex Toy Diva’s Experience with the One Touch Wonder Egg

I started my morning with a steamy hot shower and my new One Touch Wonder Egg only to leave the shower disappointed, unsatisfied and craving one of my new favorites – The Berman Intimate Basics Ruby Glass Dildo – Glass can become the stiffest tongue you’ll ever feel on your doorbell…Oooh but I digress.   As I mentioned, I have a higher “vibrational tolerance” than some other ladies due to my “sexperiences” with vibes.

If you are the owner of at least one toy, something like the Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket Vibrator will do much better for powerful direct clitoral stimulation.

However, if you are a beginner to vibrators that’s the only way I’d recommend the Wonder Egg to you.

Have you had a different experience with the One Touch Wonder Egg by CalExotics? We’d love to hear!

Happy Vibe Hunting!

~ Sexpert Angie

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Pocket Rocket Vibrator Review

So what’s up with the small pocket rocket vibrator? It’s small, compact.  What can a little thing like that do for me?

Now hold up. Wait a minute.   Before you start judging this one by it’s appearance let’s just say this little thing isn’t called a “rocket” for no reason!

The pocket rocket vibrator is small but mighty.  And although this is not one that is meant to be inserted into the vagina, the buzz you get on this little bad boy is strong enough to have you orgasm faster than you can say “OHHH.”   Now before you go on thinking oh what a waste of an orgasm, let me just say that this little vibrator will save you from road rage.  Go ahead pull it out from your purse on the way to work in bumper to bumper traffic.  You will be grinning from ear to ear, and folks driving will wonder why you are the only one on the road that is so chipper!

At work and the boss is stressing you?

Go the bathroom or back to your car and whip out the bad boy.   You’ll be in a more cheerful mood when you get back.

Headaches. Gone.
Stress. Gone.
Tension. Gone.
Orgasm…it’s on!

Don’t let it fool ya. The Pocket Rocket Vibrator is the creme of the crop when it comes to compact vibes.

Review: Top Benefits of the Pocket Rocket Vibrator

1) Portable and discreet. It resembles a mini flash light! Woo hoo!
2) Hard direct stimulation for the clitoris to put you in a better mood right after that quickie orgasm.. Ayeee ay ayyy
3) 1 AA battery needed
4) Switch at the bottom makes it a no brainer to use.  No worrying about playing Nintendo with the controls at the base of the toy.  A quick turn on!
5) A good orgasm at a good price!

You better believe the pocket rocket vibrator was a popular orgasm giver at Lexi and my sex toy parties when were mainly offline!

Don’t own the pocket rocket vibrator?  Add this stress saver to your collection list, or make this your first vibe.

Any personal rendezvous with the pocket rocket vibrator?  Please share your review of this sweet little toy with your favorite sexperts!

Can’t wait to share in on your pocket rocket vibrator fantasies!

Angelise

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Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes and Adult Roleplaying Tips Sure to Thrill your Lover

Halloween is less than two weeks away so why not add a little black magic and a whole lot of sexy this Halloween season. We all need to play dress up every once in a while! Step out of your comfort zone and enjoy something different and get into character with these Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes.

So let me spill some of my sexy Halloween costume and adult role playing tips sure to thrill your lover.

Dress to thrill your lover with Lexi’s Top 3 Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes and Adult Role Playing Tips:

1)     Sexy Geisha Girl Halloween Costume

Don’t be fooled by the demure, introverted nature of Japanese culture. Things are not always as they seem. Ever heard of Japanese Rope Bondage? This is what happens when the tea ceremonies and flower arranging ends.  Not exactly a traditional practice, it promises to be equally as fulfilling as any other cultural experience.  I hear some men love the idea of an Asian hottie waiting on them hand and foot.  The idea of playing a subservient role can be quite sexy.  You can have tons of fun role playing with the HOT Asian 3pc Love you long time costume.

Hot Role Play Scenarios:

• He can pretend to be a soldier visiting your “port” and looking for a fun night on the town until it’s time to go back to ship.
• Tell him you’re gonna give him a tour of your “fortune nookie”!
• Pretend you don’t speak any English and don’t take commands well :0
• Give him a sexy body massage with sexy Kama Sutra oil.
• Tie him to the bedposts with the Japanese Love Rope and then follow the bondage tactics for some hot Asian love!

“ASexorize” your hot geisha costume with this parasol!

2)      Sexy Maid Halloween Costumes

Doing your chores will take on a whole new meaning with these  sexy “Maid for fun” costumes.

There’s no end to the fantasy and fun you can have with a sexy maid costume! You might be dressed to clean in this sexy getup, but you’ll end up dirtier than ever when your partner starts chasing you and that feather duster. This is my personal favorite and when I’m feeling like I want to be a bit extra naughty in the bedroom I break out my Ooh-La La costume. Did I mention this sexy get up comes complete with a black and white apron halter dress, matching thong, seductive neckband bowtie and feather tickler. Ooh la la wee wee!

Electric Fetish brings all your fantasies to reality.  When you’re feeling a little on the kinky side this Electric costume is the perfect fit. And is a complete uniform with gloves, handcuffs with keys and a police baton. Brings new light to the pat down!

This maid just loves to polish brass! Make his house calls more interesting! Being the upstairs maid means getting a little closer to “master,” polish his brass with this sexy number.

Hot role playing scenarios:

• Dust his “desk” and he’ll want to fluff your “pillows.”
• Pretend to be the “chamber maid” and get exclusive access to the “master” of the house.  You have to be ready to serve him in your sexy maid costume.
• Speak in your own French language….Oooh la la, Wee Wee, Cest ci bon!
• Pretend he is the Master of the house and the two of you will naughty play while the Mrs. is away

“ASEXorize”: This is perfect with our tickle n whip since the feather can double as a ‘duster.’

BONUS COSTUME: Sexy costume kit – French maid liquid latex fashions body paint:

Half the fun of latex is having your lover paint on a costume.  Liquid Latex is a mild smelling, ammonia-free medical grade latex body paint that is safe to use on every part of your body. It stays on long, comes off easy and won’t stick to skin or hair. Create a French Maid costume with as much or as little coverage as you want!

Is your man’s “broom” worn out?  You don’t need to know ‘WITCHCRAFT’ to get him back on track. The____________ is awesome and with a little help from you and “Palmela” he will be back on track, no HOCUS POCUS!

EROTIC COSTUMES:

Not naughty enough? Want to spice it up a bit more? Demand sensual satisfaction in this popular super sexy black vinyl corset!  The Dark Mistress Vinyl Corset will make your slave pay attention to your every move. The shiny black vinyl pieces are laced together in the front, back, and on the sides. A matching vinyl g-string is included. Lace up the late night romance!

You May Also Enjoy:

Sexy – Leather-Look Bustier
$45.16

Grace – Brocade Corset G-String Set
$45.16

Shine – Rhinestone Accent Corset G-String Set
$45.16

Peek A Boo Romper Leopard 2X
$27.28

La bella rubber look
$57.20

3) HOLIDAY SEXY DRESS UP:

Why wait until Halloween to start your Sexy Holiday Costume Shopping?   Our online costume super store has what you are looking for.  Role play during this holiday season with these sexy costumes.

Naughty Mrs. Clause & Sexy Santa:

Our Halloween Super Store shop.vibratorreviewspot.com is your#1 source for affordable High Heels, Sexy Shoes, Lingerie, Latex Clothing, Leather Clothing, Vinyl Clothing, Club Wear, Halloween Costumes and Sexy Halloween Costumes!!!

Do you have a HOT role playing “story” you experienced while wearing a naughty Halloween costume you’d like to share it with us?? Please do so by commenting below!

Good Vibes,

Sexi Lexi

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Sexy Halloween Costumes and Adult Roleplaying Tips for a Howling Orgasmic Experience

Halloween is around the corner and although most women take the opportunity to use Halloween as a day to dress super provocatively, we all know that having the right sexy Halloween costume will lead to other things that will make you howl.

Adult role playing can work wonders in a romantic relationship.

For starters instead of letting your minds wander elsewhere you can imagine you both are different characters.  Using your imagination in the bedroom will heighten the level of intensity in your love making and heightens sensitivity to sexual activity.

Of course, you’ll want to make sure to set some ground rules before the role playing begins, so that you both can keep it fun and exciting.  You know “fun” and “exciting” doesn’t mean the same thing to all of us, so best bet is to have a discussion as to what behavior you will allow…i.e. how hard does he want to be spanked and should there be any rigorous tugging)…hey, gotta set the rules straight before the fun begins!

So let me spill some of my sexy Halloween costume and adult role playing ideas in the hopes we can all benefit and have some fun this Halloween.

And if you have a role playing”story” you’ve experienced while wearing a naughty Halloween costume, and you’d like to share it with us, please do so by commenting below!

Angelise’s Top 3 Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes and Adult Role Playing Tips:

1) Sexy Adult Nurse Halloween Costume

Okay, so I admit being the sexy nurse is what got me “preggers” with my second child last time, so it’s naturally one of my favorites!  You can have tons of fun role playing the horny nurse.  Getting a nice costume that highlights your assets will get him super excited, and you will feel the excitement when you are in control.

Some things you can do while playing a nurse in heat:

Hot Sex Scenario

• Discuss his vital signs
• Feel his organs
• Make him sign a patient/doctor confidentiality slip

Checking his vital signs could never be sweeter!  Or how about,

“We normally check vital signs, but today sir, I’m going to taste your vital signs.  Is that fine by you?”

And remember to tell your “patient,”

“I observe patient-doctor confidentiality, anything that gets sucked in this office stays between the two of us!”

2) Sexy Secretary Halloween Costume

Ok so we all know the sexy secretary is quintessential!

Hot Sex Scenario…You can of course:

• Pick up your glasses as you show off a sliver of booty and give him a wink
• Offer to get him a beverage and spill some on yourself as you unbutton your shirt to show some cleavage
• Have some photocopies of your booty and breasts and give him the file for his review!
• Blow him away with your oratory skills at the big presentation.

3) Sexy Teacher Halloween Costume

So you are Mrs. Smith, the sexy teacher who’s grading your student’s “performance.”

Hot Sex Scenario…What you can do here:

• Give grades for kissing, touching, fingering, and loving, for a bonus grade him on how he uses a vibrator on you!
• Give a perfect performance award when he’s earned it!
• Tutor your student – guide and direct him (his tongue, touch)…
• Encourage your student to stay after school for extra credit!

Share your Halloween sexy costume role-playing story with us!

To a Howling Orgasmic Time!

Angelise

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