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7 Reasons Glass Dildos Can Really Break You Off

If you like R&B music you probably know that the term “break you off” really means to get some good sex! Glass dildos, like vibrators, can really break you off in a GOOD way.  If you have yet to experience a glass dildo orgasm, don’t prejudge glass.  Some women prefer glass dildos to rubber, silicone or other dildos.  What’s more, you can actually turn your glass dildo into a vibrator with the right tools (bullet and cock ring that holds bullets).  But let’s not get too advanced!  Let’s see why glass can REALLY get you off right!

7 Advantages of Using Glass Dildos

  1. Super Stiff D*ck: It’s the hardest penis you will ever hop on!  This one won’t ever go limp!  Giddy up!
  2. Heat it Up or Cool it Down: Glass heats and cools to varying temperatures for some hot or chilly penetration that will then warm up, or cool down, to your body temperature.  Oooh la la.
  3. Very Sanitary: Glass dildos are non-porous, so they are easier to clean.  This is the one toy you don’t need toy cleaner for.  So when you are low on cleaner get out the glass!
  4. Sweet slip and slide: When you use a glass dildo you’ll feel how sleek and nicely they slide in and out of your love oven!  Hot dog!  This is too sweet.  A little lube will do the trick.
  5. Oral Sex Without a Tongue: Flick the tip of your glass dildo on your clitoris and it will feel like your lover is giving you the best oral sex ever!  Try this in the shower or tub and fantasize about your lover or crush!
  6. Dishwasher Safe: Okay, you can really clean it in the dishwasher, but who would want to eat at your house!
  7. Virtually Unbreakable: The material usually used to make glass dildos is Pyrex (the heavy duty glass used in chemistry labs).  I know some girls who are afraid of the possibility of a glass dildo breaking inside.  Unless you throw them down 20 flights on concrete, these babies are solid as a rock (hey that’s an 80s song “solid…solid as a rock”).

Speaking of the durability of glass dildos, Ann Andriani of “All Sex Guide” site writes:

“When I went to the AVN Convention a couple of years ago, Know Mind Enterprises had a booth and to demonstrate the strength, durability and safety of their products they took 2 glass dildos and smacked them together really hard.  After a full day of many demonstrations like this, neither one of the dildos showed any chips or cracks.  It was really amazing!”

Excerpt From:  Glass Dildo’s The Real Story

Share Your Glass Dildo Orgasm Experiences!

Have you experimented with glass yet?  We’d love to hear from you.  Share your glass dildo orgasm stories with us and we’ll feature you in our upcoming book!

Happy glass dildo orgasms!

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